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Cathedralian
High Notes
2005
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Education is undoubtedly
a serious business, but there are lighter moments.
Over the past year, teachers at Bristol Cathedral School
have been gathering some of their pupils’ wise
(and not-so-wise) words.
These exam answers, questions in class and excuses
for lateness have now been gathered together in the
latest issue of the Cathedralian, the independent school’s
annual magazine.
Mr Kevin Riley, Headmaster of the independent school,
says: “We pride ourselves on our high academic
standards, but occasionally even the brightest pupils
make mistakes. Some of these can certainly brighten
up a quiet day in the staff room!”
Among the pearls of wisdom gathered from pupils at
Bristol Cathedral School are:
- Sir, what did the Romans use for contraception? Answer
(from another pupil) Nothing – they were
all Roman Catholics (Year 8)
- People who are really old, say 50, can remember
all the changes of the last 100 years (Year
10)
- Question: Write down an English word derived
from “aqua”. Answer: Blue (Year
8)
- Pupil: I’ve been to the chiropodist. Teacher: Why? Pupil:
I’ve had a new brace put in. (Year 11)
- Pupil responding to a written instruction to carry
out a project in pairs: Sir, why does it say
that this project is to be done in Paris? (Year
8)
- Was there any point in the Romans having
friends? They had nothing to talk about, as there
was no technology (Year 7)
- Don’t you think
the school should buy a set of string vests? (Year
10 – suggestion
for improving arrangements for games)
- When
I reached the castle I got out of the cart and
strapped my horse to a tree (Year
7)
- A Year 12 student who could not accept that
a poet could be named “Philip Larkin” ran
his spell-checker over it and came up with “Philip
Larceny”
- The Romans used elephants
and tortoises in their army (Year 8).
Issued on behalf of Bristol Cathedral School by Edge
Media
MEDIA CONTACTS: Deputy Headmaster Mr Neil Folland
on 0117 929 1872 or
Paul Herbert at Edge Media on 01453
842657
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